Things that change when you have a baby...

1. You respect your body...finally.

2. You respect your parents and love them in a new way.

3. You find that your baby's pain feels much worse then your own.

4. You think of someone else 2,456,386 times a day.

5. Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. Yay poop!

6. You become a morning person.

7. You don't mind going to be at 10pm on a Friday night.

8. Your love becomes limitless...a superhuman power.

9. You find patience when you thought you didn't have any.

10. You finally realize that true joy does not come from material wealth.

11. You give parents with a screaming baby a "I know the feeling look" instead of a "Can you shut that baby up look".

12. You learn that taking a shower is a luxury.

13. You have to quit watching the news, because you see every story from a mother's perspective and it breaks your heart.

14. You can have the most wonderful conversation only using vowel sounds like "ahh" and "ooo"

15. You and your husband become a better team.

16. You no longer fly by the seat of your pants and things are more scheduled. (although we still never get anywhere on time)

17. You know when you see a movie trailer on tv that you will probably have to wait until it comes out on dvd to see it.

18. You realize your baby's smile is contagious.

19. You are now part of an elite club. The mommy club.

20. Even on the hard days you realize that only God could create something this good.